This one is about Mike's ability to drive while asleep. Since you read the first story, you should know we went HE WAS ASLEEP!
I said hey man, what are you doing? Mike, now you know why I won't ride home with you late at night
You really need the visuals to get the full effect.
and got girlfriends in that town 20 miles away. We ended up
driving back and forth almost every day, usually getting home
late. Well anyway....
Mike was driving home this one night on the road we always took,
the old college road. I was tired and spacing out staring
straight ahead. I remember seeing the mile marker
when we got on the college road, and a few miles later
I looked over at Mike who was awfully quiet, and I'll be damned
How long you been sleeping?
The last thing he remembered was the same mile marker I saw!
2 miles back.
I wonder sometimes if he doesn't fall asleep in his FunnyCar,
only to be wakened by smokin' tires.
after the races.